LOOK AT THE SHINY

"They’re smart enough to not be dumb."

was cuddling with my fiancé in silence when he suddenly turns to me and very seriously and affectionately says, “You’re my Moon Moon.”

Mom-ism #1: The inability to remember the name “The Outback Steakhouse”

Variations include:

1. The Australian Backhouse

2. The Outhouse Steakback

Macklemore being held up by his fans during The Heist finale show in Seattle

Received some unfortunate news during a round of Cards Against Humanity.

#LokitheASSgardian

Received some unfortunate news during a round of Cards Against Humanity.

#LokitheASSgardian